I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Text me some of your sweat
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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