Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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