yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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