I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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