No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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