We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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