It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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