David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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