Do you still have your period?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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