belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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