you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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