Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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