"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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