Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
someone owes me an orgasm
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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