woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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