do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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