Who wears a wallet chain?!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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