It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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