Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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