I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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