My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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