I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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