My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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