dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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