He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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