We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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