There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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