Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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