i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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