I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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