life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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two words...techno handjob
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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