just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
being pregnant is like rehab
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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