her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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