I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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