Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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