so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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