You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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