please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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