at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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