HIV tests are more positive than that guy
what if I'm pregnant?
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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