the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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