At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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