Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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