end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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