I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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