Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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