Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
a search helicopter?!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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