I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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