This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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