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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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